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Getting so drunk or high that you’re practically autistic.
I’m gonna get tistic tonight.
tistic by Crons December 13, 2019
Words you can keep
Mildly autistic.
Harrison is tistic and austin is autistic.
tistic by plato! August 2, 2024

‘tistic 

Short for autistic.
Used in a playful manner.
Please don’t use this word for someone who isn’t okay with it.
Lol, you’re so ‘tistic
‘Tistic moment
‘tistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

awe-tistic 

To be so profoundly in Awe, you are unable to respond; an Autism-positive definition.
Looking at the condors flying past a double rainbow on the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the chatty group was struck awe-tistic, thus could not speak as the birds with their nine foot wings swooped low over their heads.
awe-tistic by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

Joe-tistic

A special type of Autism for people named Joey
Man he is fucked up in the head! He has to be Joe-tistic
Joe-tistic by HahaJoey May 11, 2023

bi-tistic 

A combination of bi-polar and autistic
Person 1: The weather in England is so bi-polar
Person 2: More like autistic
Person 3: It's bi-tistic!
bi-tistic by Lynxyy November 28, 2016

e-tistic 

A variation on "autistic". Describes someone who has become so used to e-mail that they shrink from more direct forms of communication.
"Don't even bother calling Adam. He's gotten so e-tistic, he's afraid of the phone."
e-tistic by rufus59 December 20, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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