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Getting so drunk or high that you’re practically autistic.
I’m gonna get tistic tonight.
tistic by Crons December 13, 2019
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Mildly autistic.
Harrison is tistic and austin is autistic.
tistic by plato! August 2, 2024
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‘tistic 

Short for autistic.
Used in a playful manner.
Please don’t use this word for someone who isn’t okay with it.
Lol, you’re so ‘tistic
Tistic moment
‘tistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

awe-tistic 

To be so profoundly in Awe, you are unable to respond; an Autism-positive definition.
Looking at the condors flying past a double rainbow on the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the chatty group was struck awe-tistic, thus could not speak as the birds with their nine foot wings swooped low over their heads.
awe-tistic by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

Joe-tistic

A special type of Autism for people named Joey
Man he is fucked up in the head! He has to be Joe-tistic
Joe-tistic by HahaJoey May 11, 2023

bi-tistic 

A combination of bi-polar and autistic
Person 1: The weather in England is so bi-polar
Person 2: More like autistic
Person 3: It's bi-tistic!
bi-tistic by Lynxyy November 28, 2016

e-tistic 

A variation on "autistic". Describes someone who has become so used to e-mail that they shrink from more direct forms of communication.
"Don't even bother calling Adam. He's gotten so e-tistic, he's afraid of the phone."
e-tistic by rufus59 December 20, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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