Definitions by plato!

just give me my monkey 

A parody of "just give me my money!"

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!

just give me my monkey by plato! November 7, 2024

lake rake 

When so many leaves fall into a lake that you can walk over it.

There is a lake rake in the north pacific.

lake rake by plato! October 30, 2024

brag drag 

When you are boastful about being on the first hypersonic passenger flight and forget important things like design or steering.

You got brag dragged because of smoking.

brag drag by plato! October 30, 2024

brake drake 

When you sail around the world using a ski gear, a jet wash and a car tyre.

Brake drake across the ocean atlantique.

brake drake by plato! October 30, 2024

mammogram nanogram 

When you get a test for iron levels and instead of getting 25 micrograms, you get a one digit number in nanograms!

I just had a mammogram nanogram.

mammogram nanogram by plato! October 30, 2024

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You are boredom pooping on a keyboard and type every possible key.

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whale fall 

A sinking whale.

The whale fall just exploded!

whale fall by plato! October 29, 2024