plato!'s definitions

just give me my monkey

A parody of "just give me my money!"

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!

by plato! November 7, 2024

lake rake

When so many leaves fall into a lake that you can walk over it.

There is a lake rake in the north pacific.

by plato! October 30, 2024

brag drag

When you are boastful about being on the first hypersonic passenger flight and forget important things like design or steering.

You got brag dragged because of smoking.

by plato! October 30, 2024

brake drake

When you sail around the world using a ski gear, a jet wash and a car tyre.

Brake drake across the ocean atlantique.

by plato! October 30, 2024

mammogram nanogram

When you get a test for iron levels and instead of getting 25 micrograms, you get a one digit number in nanograms!

I just had a mammogram nanogram.

by plato! October 30, 2024

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You are boredom pooping on a keyboard and type every possible key.

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by plato! October 29, 2024

whale fall

A sinking whale.

The whale fall just exploded!

by plato! October 29, 2024