5 definition by Crons

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Getting so drunk or high that you’re practically autistic.
I’m gonna get tistic tonight.
by Crons December 13, 2019

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1. A shitty Jewish person.
2. A Jewish person who is non- practicing.
He’s complete Jewage. Hasn’t been to Synagogue in years.

That bitch bid nothing but Jewage.
by Crons November 30, 2020

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When you cum multiple times in a girl who is having her period without ever pulling out.
She was on the rag so I ended up stirring the chum bucket all night.
by Crons August 05, 2020

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When you cum in a girl when she’s having her period.
She was on the rag but I didn’t care and turned her into a chum bucket.
by Crons August 05, 2020

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Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.
Did you hear Ethan riding the porcelain Harley this morning?
by Crons April 27, 2020

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