Definitions by Crons

grassphalt 

When grass and weeds have grown over a sidewalk or other paved surfaces it becomes grassphalt.

It’ll take a lot of work to fix all the grassphalt on this property.

grassphalt by Crons August 10, 2024

Jewage 

1. A shitty Jewish person.
2. A Jewish person who is non- practicing.

He’s complete Jewage. Hasn’t been to Synagogue in years.

That bitch bid nothing but Jewage.

Jewage by Crons November 30, 2020

Chum Bucket 

When you cum in a girl when she’s having her period.

She was on the rag but I didn’t care and turned her into a chum bucket.

Chum Bucket by Crons August 5, 2020

Stirring the chum bucket 

When you cum multiple times in a girl who is having her period without ever pulling out.

She was on the rag so I ended up stirring the chum bucket all night.

Stirring the chum bucket by Crons August 5, 2020

porcelain harley 

Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.

Did you hear Ethan riding the porcelain Harley this morning?

porcelain harley by Crons April 27, 2020

tistic 

Getting so drunk or high that you’re practically autistic.

I’m gonna get tistic tonight.

tistic by Crons December 13, 2019