Crons's definitions

tistic

Getting so drunk or high that you’re practically autistic.

I’m gonna get tistic tonight.

by Crons December 13, 2019

porcelain harley

Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.

Did you hear Ethan riding the porcelain Harley this morning?

by Crons April 27, 2020

Chum Bucket

When you cum in a girl when she’s having her period.

She was on the rag but I didn’t care and turned her into a chum bucket.

by Crons August 5, 2020

Stirring the chum bucket

When you cum multiple times in a girl who is having her period without ever pulling out.

She was on the rag so I ended up stirring the chum bucket all night.

by Crons August 5, 2020

Jewage

1. A shitty Jewish person.
2. A Jewish person who is non- practicing.

He’s complete Jewage. Hasn’t been to Synagogue in years.

That bitch bid nothing but Jewage.

by Crons November 30, 2020

grassphalt

When grass and weeds have grown over a sidewalk or other paved surfaces it becomes grassphalt.

It’ll take a lot of work to fix all the grassphalt on this property.

by Crons August 10, 2024