5 definitions by Crons

tistic

Getting so drunk or high that you’re practically autistic.

I’m gonna get tistic tonight.

by Crons December 13, 2019

Chum Bucket

When you cum in a girl when she’s having her period.

She was on the rag but I didn’t care and turned her into a chum bucket.

by Crons August 6, 2020

Jewage

1. A shitty Jewish person.
2. A Jewish person who is non- practicing.

He’s complete Jewage. Hasn’t been to Synagogue in years.

That bitch bid nothing but Jewage.

by Crons December 1, 2020

Stirring the chum bucket

When you cum multiple times in a girl who is having her period without ever pulling out.

She was on the rag so I ended up stirring the chum bucket all night.

by Crons August 6, 2020

porcelain harley

Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.

Did you hear Ethan riding the porcelain Harley this morning?

by Crons April 27, 2020