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Tickle My Left Nut 

Said when another being or said situation were to frustrate you & is said to display power or distraught. Insisting you'd rather have your left genital tickled then do what's been asked or required. Or used when someone states something you completely disagree with.
Fan girl: *singing* "what makes you beautiful" 1 Direction is amazing!!!

Daquan from the trap house: they can tickle my left nut
screw this wtf idgaf suck my dick savage
Tickle My Left Nut by dnajera November 10, 2014

twinkle nuts 

the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.
"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"
twinkle nuts by frank valente January 7, 2007

Ticklenuts 

Authority figure that is clearly gay but refuses to admit it.
"Hey Ticklenuts, do the damn payroll!"

ticklenuts 

a fun game played amongst straight teenagers pretending to be gay, where two people get blindfolded in a dark room and attempt to grab each other’s balls as quickly and efficiently as possible
“wow, what a great party this is”
“i think i know how it could be better”
“how so?”
“we should get everyone to play ticklenuts right now”
“what a splendid idea!”
ticklenuts by poop_chemist January 22, 2022

Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril 

Jade: Timothy I'm pregnant
Timothy: Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril, who's the father?!

tinklebutt 

One whose anus is frequently filled with urine, most often for sexual pleasure; synonymous with "turd burglar" and "doughnut puncher", as the recipients of these golden enemas are frequently of the homosexual persuasion.
God my girlfriend's friend is such a tinklebutt! That piss glistener's golden enema leaked all over my back seat when I gave him a ride home from his doughnut punching boyfriends house.
tinklebutt by Hoot Nigel February 19, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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