tinkle nut

An acorn in a bed of har is all your gonna see down there.

Chad pissed on his balls again! What a fucking tinkle nut.

tinkle nut by @therealthiccolascage December 16, 2022

Tickle My Left Nut 

Said when another being or said situation were to frustrate you & is said to display power or distraught. Insisting you'd rather have your left genital tickled then do what's been asked or required. Or used when someone states something you completely disagree with.

Fan girl: *singing* "what makes you beautiful" 1 Direction is amazing!!!

Daquan from the trap house: they can tickle my left nut
screw this wtf idgaf suck my dick savage

Tickle My Left Nut by dnajera November 10, 2014

twinkle nuts 

the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.

"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"

twinkle nuts by frank valente January 7, 2007

Ticklenuts 

Authority figure that is clearly gay but refuses to admit it.

"Hey Ticklenuts, do the damn payroll!"

Ticklenuts by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb August 14, 2007

ticklenuts 

a fun game played amongst straight teenagers pretending to be gay, where two people get blindfolded in a dark room and attempt to grab each other’s balls as quickly and efficiently as possible

“wow, what a great party this is”
“i think i know how it could be better”
“how so?”
“we should get everyone to play ticklenuts right now”
“what a splendid idea!”

ticklenuts by poop_chemist January 22, 2022

Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril 

An exclamation of surprise and shock.

Jade: Timothy I'm pregnant
Timothy: Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril, who's the father?!

Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril by Cyril April 16, 2017

tinklebutt 

One whose anus is frequently filled with urine, most often for sexual pleasure; synonymous with "turd burglar" and "doughnut puncher", as the recipients of these golden enemas are frequently of the homosexual persuasion.

God my girlfriend's friend is such a tinklebutt! That piss glistener's golden enema leaked all over my back seat when I gave him a ride home from his doughnut punching boyfriends house.

tinklebutt by Hoot Nigel February 19, 2010