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payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
Payroll Prostitute by Lorin B. January 22, 2009

Payroll Pig 

A payroll pig is someone who was recently arrested but now works for the authorities to lessin or diminish charges.
"Whatever you do, don't serve them because they're the newest payroll pig!"
Payroll Pig by 👑KZB🧟‍♂️ February 12, 2021

payroll club

I think I should be elected for Homecoming King because I am very involved in campus activities including payroll.
payroll club is awesome
payroll club by Basie October 30, 2007

payroll ramirez 

The freshest nigga living. Hes fine and gots good dick, hes everyones dream. Truly the last of a dying breed
Girl1: omg i love my man payroll ramirez hes perfect

Girl2:Damm i wish i had payroll ramirez
Guy: i wish i was payroll ramirez
payroll ramirez by P.ramirez1212 October 9, 2021

payroll troll 

A paid employee whose job is to patrol the Internet and search for comments and post that negatively portray the employee.
Coco is a payroll troll for Charnelhouse and her job is to flag consumer reviews that suggest Charnelhouse products are crap.
payroll troll by Actsolotl February 5, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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