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payroll prostitute
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008
Payroll Prostitute
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
Payroll Prostitute by Lorin B. January 22, 2009
Payroll Pig
A payroll pig is someone who was recently arrested but now works for the authorities to lessin or diminish charges.
Payroll Pig by 👑KZB🧟♂️ February 12, 2021
payroll club
I think I should be elected for Homecoming King because I am very involved in campus activities including payroll.
payroll club is awesome
payroll club is awesome
payroll club by Basie October 30, 2007
payroll ramirez
The freshest nigga living. Hes fine and gots good dick, hes everyones dream. Truly the last of a dying breed
Girl1: omg i love my man payroll ramirez hes perfect
Girl2:Damm i wish i had payroll ramirez
Guy: i wish i was payroll ramirez
Girl2:Damm i wish i had payroll ramirez
Guy: i wish i was payroll ramirez
payroll ramirez by P.ramirez1212 October 9, 2021
payroll troll
A paid employee whose job is to patrol the Internet and search for comments and post that negatively portray the employee.
Coco is a payroll troll for Charnelhouse and her job is to flag consumer reviews that suggest Charnelhouse products are crap.
payroll troll by Actsolotl February 5, 2010
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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