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Somethin' bitches be after
Honey, give me your payroll for me to go buy you some "condoms"
payroll by Jklein11 April 3, 2014
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payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.


"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
Payroll Prostitute by Lorin B. January 22, 2009

Payroll Pig 

A payroll pig is someone who was recently arrested but now works for the authorities to lessin or diminish charges.
"Whatever you do, don't serve them because they're the newest payroll pig!"
Payroll Pig by 👑KZB🧟‍♂️ February 12, 2021

payroll club

I think I should be elected for Homecoming King because I am very involved in campus activities including payroll.
payroll club is awesome
payroll club by Basie October 30, 2007

payroll ramirez 

The freshest nigga living. Hes fine and gots good dick, hes everyones dream. Truly the last of a dying breed
Girl1: omg i love my man payroll ramirez hes perfect

Girl2:Damm i wish i had payroll ramirez
Guy: i wish i was payroll ramirez
payroll ramirez by P.ramirez1212 October 9, 2021

payroll troll 

A paid employee whose job is to patrol the Internet and search for comments and post that negatively portray the employee.
Coco is a payroll troll for Charnelhouse and her job is to flag consumer reviews that suggest Charnelhouse products are crap.
payroll troll by Actsolotl February 5, 2010
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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