numbnuts

A person of severely limited intellectual prowess.
What a numbnuts!
by Bill Kirby July 26, 2003
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1. a real dumb ass, see jagbag or dumbfuck; 2. the fella who typed in numdnuts
Numbnuts forgot to wipe his ass after he pooped. There were peanuts in the poop.
by ION October 27, 2003
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An intellectually challenged person.
Although the term would seem self-explanatory, it has no relation to a scrotum condition whatsoever. (not even from standing waste-deep in a gelid water!!!)
In many a case, Russian private soldiers invading Czechoslovakia in 1968 were numbnuts. The hey I dont know how to work the tap I guess I will just use the force of a hammer to make the water run out of the wall ones
by scribblerus August 22, 2006
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That numbnuts just set his pecker on fire.
by Bejesus001 November 09, 2009
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noun. A medical condition whereby the sufferer has restricted blood flow to the genital region due to having their head jammed up their own ass; expresses most frequently as a mental disorder, and, ironically, seems to have no limiting capacity on the reproductive qualities of the sufferer, frequently quite the opposite affect has been observed.
Person #1: "Goddammit! Why isn't this idiot turning right at this red light, there's nobody in his way?"

Person #2: "He's obviously a numbnuts."
by The Opster January 31, 2010
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"num nutz"
1. a person or persons that possess very little knowledge, common sense, or skills.

2. Erik W. Heftie
by eric h August 09, 2003
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A person who lacks some combination of common sense, intelligence, manners, or coolness.
What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
by Megaloman March 13, 2009
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