timewhine 

the inevitable but futile complaint which comes after someone accidentally switches their facebook profile to the timeline format.

A timewhine goes something like "Oh no! Pinterest just switched my facebook to timeline and now I can't change it back!!! Wahhh!!! FML"

timewhine by Howardo Montalban May 6, 2012

timewhine 

A Facebook status update to complain about Facebook's recent stylistic change.

Paul: Dear Facebook, I don't want this new timeline! Change it back!

Steve: Paul, do you really think your timewhine is going to change anything?

timewhine by stevecooks October 1, 2012

facebook timeline 

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.

So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.

facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012

titties on the timeline 

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

titties on the timeline by nolch32 September 2, 2020

FNAF Timeline 

The most ancient puzzle in history. Even older than time itself.

The FNAF Timeline is a mystery more perplexing than the existence of God.
-Albert Einstein

FNAF Timeline by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Mississippi Timeline 

The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.

I was so randy that I Mississippi timelined myself Mississippi timelining.

Mississippi Timeline by Susan_2 January 15, 2014

timelined

a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want

"My girlfriend timelined me to go see Ted

timelined by docbernie August 3, 2012