timewhine

the inevitable but futile complaint which comes after someone accidentally switches their facebook profile to the timeline format.

A timewhine goes something like "Oh no! Pinterest just switched my facebook to timeline and now I can't change it back!!! Wahhh!!! FML"

by Howardo Montalban May 06, 2012

timewhine

A Facebook status update to complain about Facebook's recent stylistic change.

Paul: Dear Facebook, I don't want this new timeline! Change it back!

Steve: Paul, do you really think your timewhine is going to change anything?

by stevecooks October 01, 2012