titburglar

one who favors thieving tits.

Oh man, that dude is such a titburglar.
OR in past tense
Sally got he tits burgled!

titburglar by ladybug23 March 21, 2009

Tit Burglar

Verb. One who runs by a well endowed women and grabs her chest before she knows what's what.

Hey Did u hear Rorrie got a Tit Burglar degree when he totally got Lauren yesterday

Tit Burglar by Sash Marler February 17, 2006

titburger

a large nippled burger often eaten by lesbians

that dyke just ate a titburger

titburger by alan999 April 6, 2008

tirdburglar 

A person that is so much of a pain in the ass that real words can not describe them.

Why do you have to be such a damm tirdburglar?

tirdburglar by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018

twatburglar 

The art of stealing a female's genitals without her being aware of this.

May also be used to describe the action of popping the cherry or alternatively being a complete and utter wanktard.

"My cunt is gone, It appears to have been taken by a twatburglar"

"You sir are a complete and utter twatburglar, innit"

twatburglar by B. Hodgson January 6, 2005