titburger

a large nippled burger often eaten by lesbians

that dyke just ate a titburger

titburger by alan999 April 6, 2008

titbuster

Any tool that can be used to destroy a woman's tits (breasts).

Jimmy: Damn dude, have you seen Joe's penis? It's a titbuster.

Allen: I know man. He made a cock sandwich with Joyce's titties and next thing you know her chest exploded.

titbuster by pokerjuicer January 16, 2010

Twatburger 

n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.

A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.

Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.

Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"

Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"

Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"

Twatburger by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020

Tittyburger 

Placing one single female breast into an intergluteal cleft (butt crack) so as to resemble a hamburger.

After a hard day's work of acting on the set of his new movie, Ben Afflek arrived home and promptly asked his wife Jennifer Garner to give him a relaxing tittyburger.

Tittyburger by Scrote's & boat's March 22, 2015

TittyBurger 

Ad-Noun: Any item that is truly considered to be a blend of perfection to one's taste. A combination so wonderful to a man, as a tit and a hamburger would be.

Human: Hey Jimmy, what did you do yesterday?

Jimmy: I went bowling.

Human: How was it?

Jimmy: It was tittyburgers! I bowled a perfect game then my girlfriend gave me head!

TittyBurger by NuclearAdam December 1, 2006

twatburger 

The item served with a verbal slap to the face and a side order of curly pubic fries.

"I didn't order this, you twatburger!"

twatburger by The Mitchell January 4, 2005

Bitburger

The best beer ever, no doubt about it. Anyone who ever goes to Germany without trying Bitburger is a complete idiot.

Bitte ein Bit

Bitburger by Salmon October 1, 2003