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Wiki tikis 

Wiki tikis is a word that a lime made up on discord.
Wiki tikis by Toaster queen February 4, 2017
Related Words
Tikisha • tikism • Wiki tikis • tiki • tiki taka • tikitiki • tiksha • tigist • takisha • Tekish

Titistics 

Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!

With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
Titistics by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
To express oneself in a lengthy, overcomplicated and syntactically incorrect fashion.
e.g.; "boy, that douchefag sure goes on Tikily"
tikily by jambowned September 3, 2009

Kurumi Tokisaki 

Kurumi was the third Spirit to appear in the Date a Live series, she is recognized as the most brutal and dangerous Spirit until now, Kurumi was responsible for the death of over 10,000 people. She has killed hundreds of people around the planet when she appeared on Earth and it is one of the few Spirits in the series so far to actively kill people with her powers. She kills her victims by dragging them to the shadows, eating them, thus restoring its life, so she can release her powers. There is a twisted justice behind her methods, however, as the people that she brutally murdered were would-be rapists and animal abusers.
Best girl in Date a Live is definitely Kurumi Tokisaki.
Kurumi Tokisaki by zero.z3r0 March 15, 2021
A religion based on the belief that Tim exists.
I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.
Timism by born_again_timist September 16, 2007
Tigist is an absolute queen. Tigist is friends with everyone she meets but also is crazy loyal to her best friends and will hype them up on the daily. Honestly everyone needs a Tigist in their life.
"Tigist just bought me McDonalds bro. . . ."
"Aw dang man she's the G"
Tigist by squashou December 1, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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