TightPants

Pants that make you look skinnier than usual.

Lets You Dance Like Heck To Release The Madness.

Easy To Dance In.

I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath,
When I saw a troll boy wearing tightpants

by McDerpz March 6, 2017

tightpants

Pants which are very tight.

Whoa, look at that girl's tightpants!

by Xandra-izzle. August 28, 2006

tight pants kid

Someone who is wearing pants so tight it is obnoxious. Age is irrelevant.

"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"

"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."

by Limblessless December 22, 2007

tight pants wide stance

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.

That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

by da duh da duh da September 20, 2007

Captain Tight Pants

AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".

An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.

Example 1 -

Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants

Example 2 -

Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!

by Neroli April 21, 2008

tight pants

when a guy is happy =)

The viagra made him have tight pants.

by sammeh3 June 30, 2006

tight pants mafia

1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.

2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.

1) his crew rolls with jeff's tight pants mafia.

2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.

by lol123 June 11, 2006