tifke

A good-looking young lady with a fine ass. Can come across as a gorilla, but most people will condone...

Guy #1:"Look at her, walking along with those fine cheeks!'
Guu #2:"Yeah, that's a tifke!'

by T.V.Greendale December 27, 2021

ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.

Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.

by jpg3 October 26, 2013

ticket-troll

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.

While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.

by jpg3 December 8, 2013

Tinkerbelle

A dreamy, whimsical fairy-like person.

Look Tinkerbelle is coming over.

by I, Wreckerrr August 24, 2020

meal ticket

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.

Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.

by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019

Tifenn

the best girl in the entire world. she can be trusted with anything, she'll forgive you for your mistakes, she's hilarious, practical, smart, gorgeous, and a spazz...but those words don't even cover all of who she is. she is my best friend <3

"who's she?" "she's a tifenn" "do you know her?" "yeah" "lucky bitch." :)

by alligurl1104 August 6, 2011

Cubs Tickets

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008