Big mouth feckin know it all, who in fact knows nowt cause he aint never left his urine soaked chair where he spends all his days on the net pretending he is the big man when he dont know sheet.
Never touched by woman, dont even know what woman is.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"