tidliwinks
tidliwinks by Andre' Hebert November 21, 2003
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tiddlywinks
Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.
"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.
"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008
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tittliwinks
similiar to the game of tidliwinks except that the object in play can be anything small enough to fit down the front of a girls low cut shirt.
She sat across from me at the restaurant. I threw a soda straw wrapper down the front of her shirt. I scored one point in the game of tittliwinks.
tittliwinks by L.A.B. February 24, 2008
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2 tiddlywinks by BroPower_ December 5, 2020
polish tiddlywinks
A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.
Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.
polish tiddlywinks by Maylain November 14, 2005
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