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tiddlywinks 

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Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

tough tiddliwinks 

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An expression of disapprovement often used by very corny people who dont like offending others
Joe: Man i dont want to go for a walk today
Stan: tough tiddliwinks were goin anyways

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

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When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.
Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

tittliwinks 

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similiar to the game of tidliwinks except that the object in play can be anything small enough to fit down the front of a girls low cut shirt.
She sat across from me at the restaurant. I threw a soda straw wrapper down the front of her shirt. I scored one point in the game of tittliwinks.
tittliwinks by L.A.B. February 24, 2008

2 tiddlywinks 

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You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this
2 tiddlywinks by BroPower_ December 5, 2020

polish tiddlywinks

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A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.
Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.
polish tiddlywinks by Maylain November 14, 2005
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