tidliwinks

something on the human body that comes in pairs that are mainly seen in sexual orientations.

I played with her tidliwinks while she sucked on my tidliwinks.

by Andre' Hebert November 21, 2003

tiddlywinks

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

tough tiddliwinks

An expression of disapprovement often used by very corny people who dont like offending others

Joe: Man i dont want to go for a walk today
Stan: tough tiddliwinks were goin anyways

by OJ Loves You May 19, 2008

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.

Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013

tittliwinks

similiar to the game of tidliwinks except that the object in play can be anything small enough to fit down the front of a girls low cut shirt.

She sat across from me at the restaurant. I threw a soda straw wrapper down the front of her shirt. I scored one point in the game of tittliwinks.

by L.A.B. February 24, 2008

2 tiddlywinks

a very small amount of something

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this

by BroPower_ December 5, 2020

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.

Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.

by Maylain November 14, 2005