tiddlybit

small sexual parts of the female body

small tits, small vagina,tiddlybits

tiddlybit by Kevin smith November 18, 2013

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010

tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.

Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

Rasberry Tiddlywinks by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013

Tiddlyfish 

The sheer Awesomeness of something that you cannot even comprehend it's Tiddlyfishness.

Something that is so amazing you'll shit bricks!

When you're describing something that is orgasmic.

Awesome, amazing, and fantastic times 10.

"Omg, do you see that freaking awesome, most super, fantastical guy?"

"Yeah, he's totally Tiddlyfish."

Tiddlyfish by Tiddlyfishsociety September 25, 2011

Tiddygitis 

When a woman’s breastasis get wrinkly and fall off due to old age and or drug abuse

Oh my god Sierra has Tiddygitis... I feel so bad for her

Tiddygitis by Snakegarbage December 18, 2019

2 tiddlywinks 

a very small amount of something

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this

2 tiddlywinks by BroPower_ December 5, 2020