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Acting tickles 

Behaving in a manner that does not make sense.
You put put mustard in your cereal? … you're acting tickles fam
Acting tickles by ej_adusky April 23, 2021

Uncle Tickles

A person who could potentially be a child rapist.
Someone who enjoys the company of children a little too much.
Inspired by the clown named Uncle Tickles.
Check out Uncle Tickles with that group of kids over there. Try not to get molested by him.
Uncle Tickles by papachickle January 13, 2011

Uncle Tickles

The sole person who disliked definition #1.
Uncle Tickles doesn't want you to know just how much he's into children's activities.
Uncle Tickles by A watchdog! March 13, 2011

Kitchen Tiles 

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.
-"Wanna go kitchen tiles tonight?"
Kitchen Tiles by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014

Out on the tiles 

It is a phrase originating in Ireland, where all the pubs have tile floors, referring to a night of drinking but in an elegant way...
I don't like babysitting, but a couple with a newborn deserve a night out on the tiles in a bad way..

tickles my pickle 

when something thoroughly satisfies your needs or desires
i love getting As on my tests. that shit really tickles my pickle
tickles my pickle by mc3yee November 20, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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