Matticles 

Simply the testicles of Matthew, nothing more, nothing less.

"Oh Matthew! Your matticles are exquisite!"

Matticles by Matticle December 11, 2021

Musticles 

to have muscles in your nuts

John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles

Musticles by AssAids69 October 3, 2012

augmented matricies

Arguably the reason why high school students commit suicide, and the most difficult concept of Algebra 2. A complete waste of time, as there are various other methods of solving matrices that don't involve half-hour long porcesses that are very liable to error.

Test on augmented matricies: Augment the Matrix:

( 2 4 5 | 5 )
( 1 3 3 | 2 )
( 2 4 6 | 2 )

Student: "OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!" /uses Kramer's rule anyway

augmented matricies by piccoloboy September 10, 2006

Matticus 

When someone 'pulls a matticus', they instantly grow large sideburns, and turn even more insane.

Dude, I thought he was already a nutcase, but now he's gone and pulled a matticus.

Matticus by Matthew Mairis November 30, 2006

matrices 

Plural of Matrix, an array of NUMERALS.

Divide the matrices to find the quotent trifactor dividend to the matrices quo quotent numerator guhguh guhguh gullible

matrices by larstait October 13, 2003

Mandicles 

pronounced "Man-dick-lees"- the foremost masculine figure in lesser-known Greek Mythology. He was the god of mascu-wine. Like ambrosia, this substance was a nectar of life to the manly dieties and a juice of ecstasy to those of a more effeminate inclination. Used most often as an allusion.

Wow George, you shouldn't fall back on your Mandicles to get that internship; not all executive officers have female secretaries.

Mandicles by Chap November 14, 2006

mattice 

smartest italian/irish ginger alive mad sexy

that boy such a mattice

mattice by SPUSCUS December 30, 2015