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<noun> Slang;

Used in reference to the paving slabs in the street resembling tiles that one may find in their kitchen or bathroom.
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "What are you doing tonight?"
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER 2: "I thought we could have a night on the tiles tonight."
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "Yeah, I could do with getting drunk, woo go Friday!" <raises arms to reveal angel wings>
Tiles by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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Fingers or Toes that are pasted white
Tiles by Pasting Table December 2, 2020

Kitchen Tiles 

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.
-"Wanna go kitchen tiles tonight?"
Kitchen Tiles by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014

Out on the tiles 

It is a phrase originating in Ireland, where all the pubs have tile floors, referring to a night of drinking but in an elegant way...
I don't like babysitting, but a couple with a newborn deserve a night out on the tiles in a bad way..

on the tiles 

to enjoy yourself at night by going out to nightclubs, parties or bars
I was out on the tiles last night.
on the tiles by MandM82 July 18, 2014

floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.
Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.
floor tiles by T r u t h. November 24, 2017

fnaf floor tiles 

The black and white floor tiles from the five nights at freddys franchise. A way to slander straight people.
“Not the fnaf floor tiles saying something.”
fnaf floor tiles by Kapn July 18, 2021
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