thunderbeef 

a thunderous and beefy fart.

“bro did you just thunderbeef? thats nasty!”
“my bad”

thunderbeef by vcat_ February 11, 2022

Thunderbelly

An extremely obese individual who is also a keen sheep shagging enthusiast. Usually found in the shire of Tomatin, these hugely fat beings spend most of their days grazing on square bars and nature valley snacks. When there are not busy eating, they like to chase sheep until the late hours of the night - eventually leading to sex.

Have you seen where all the sheep have gone? Must have been the thunderbelly.....

Thunderbelly by Stretchel November 21, 2010

Thunderbeast 

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch

Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.

Thunderbeast by JFleeg October 27, 2008

Thunderlee 

He's the type of guy to make you smile in the hardest moments in life. Someone who is able to calm you down even in the worst situations. Hes super sweet and will always do his best to make you happy. A true best friend, he will be with you forever and love you just as much. Even if you turn away from him, he will accept you back with open arms. Loyal and loving. And if you do so happen to actually be with him, you will be the only one set in his eyes. His hazel beautifully handsome eyes. Dazzling smile, and a cute shy blush. You would be the most lucky to come to know this amazing person. Just wait a while and stick around, he will love and cherish you through thick and thin, bad times and the most amazing memories. And hes hung like a God. ;)

Thunderlee is the love of my life.

Thunderlee by River-Kin January 7, 2019

thunderbead 

1. pretty necklaces that little grannies wear
2. Round beads that light up
3. Beads you stick up your anal hole for enjoyment. funfunfun

It feels soo good when my boyfriend stuck thunderbeads up my anal hole

thunderbead by SEXPANTHERSOPHIEG June 12, 2008

Thunderqueef 

When a woman with thunder thighs queefs so hard that it ripples her thighs.

Created by: Skyler Fridriksson and Anthony Allen

Witness: Jenna Riewer

"Man, I'm usually into bigger women but those Thunderqueefs just kill me."

"Go Pikachu, THUNDERQUEEF!"

Thunderqueef by skylerandanthony April 12, 2009

Thunderbed

Thunderbed is the competition between two males in which each male must attempt to successfully penetrate and rape the other man on a bed. (The play area.) The competition ends when one opponent successfully mounts the other or a single opponent yields. It's not gay, it's about dominance.

"Man, there were so many guys around, I almost resorted to Thunderbed for entertainment."

Thunderbed by AtrusRand May 19, 2008