Thunderbears

A team of epic proportions, big and brawny and bring the thunder at every opportunity. Lightning fast and a powerhouse that cant be stopped. A charging thunderbear is a force to be reckoned with. You do not want to face off against a Thunderbear. Usually seen in the Pacific Northwest

We got ran over by the Thunderbears. The Thunderbears\ are unstoppable. Mommy please dont make me [play, I have no chance against the Thunderbears.

Thunderbears by JW_rox May 6, 2018

Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.

Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.

Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

thunderblast 

The act of shotgunning an energy drink (preferably a Monster) so that you drink an entire energy drink in 5 or so seconds.

Inspired by the TV show "Human Giant," Where there is a fictional energy drink called Thunderblast that caused a heart explosion.

Ryan: Let's get some Monsters and thunderblast!
John: Hell Yeah!
Pat: I don't want to, my stomach doesn't feel good.
John: Don't be a pussy Pat.
Ryan: Yeah if we're thunderblasting, you are too.
Pat: Fine.

thunderblast by Ryan Cast May 19, 2008

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.

That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}

Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020

thunderwear

Underwear for the extremely obese, those who make the earth tremble when they walk.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.

Three hundred and fifty pound Herb's thunderwear was big enough to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.

thunderwear by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

Thunderbeast 

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch

Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.

Thunderbeast by JFleeg October 27, 2008

thunderbead 

1. pretty necklaces that little grannies wear
2. Round beads that light up
3. Beads you stick up your anal hole for enjoyment. funfunfun

It feels soo good when my boyfriend stuck thunderbeads up my anal hole

thunderbead by SEXPANTHERSOPHIEG June 12, 2008