ThunderBeard

Head coach of the Demolition City Roller Derby League of Evansville, IN. Named thus for his thunderous voice and violent beard.

ThunderBeard said to call off the jam!!!

ThunderBeard by Unequalled November 1, 2008

Thunderbird 

Pseudo syncope
When approached in an awkward situation fake unconsciousness.

Smokey--copyright 2017

"Smokey, please don't thunderbird her again."
"Smokey, she is coming back thunderbird!"

Thunderbird by Smokey/Thunderbird August 29, 2017

Triumph Thunderbird 

Noun.

1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.

b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"

2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.

3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.

4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.

5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)

Q. I am fat, gay, and afraid of Harleys but still want to pretend to be a biker, what motorcycle should I get?

A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!

Triumph Thunderbird by Bonnie4ever March 15, 2009

Thunderbird Wine 

a tasty tasty high octane swill made especially to control the afro american population.

Thunderbird Wine:

‎"What's the word? Thunderbird!
What's the price? Fifty twice!
What's the reason? Grapes in season!
Who drinks the most? Them colored folks!
What's the reaction? Satisfaction!"

Thunderbird Wine by knssilm January 2, 2012

thunderbird 

Cheap shit hobo wine, in the league of wild irish rose or boone's hill. Flavour is shitty like the rose though.

One hobo to another: That guy is a fucking yobo, he's too good to drink thunderbird!

thunderbird by Yoboface Killa August 14, 2004

thunderbird shuffle 

being so drunk that you look like a character from thunderbirds with your arms and legs on wires

hey look at the old boy there, he's doing the thunderbird shuffle, how many has he had

thunderbird shuffle by Weegie in KL July 29, 2009

Thunderhead Steamer

When taking a shower in the locker room while another person is simultaneously dropping a hot and smelly deuce in a nearby stall. The steam of the shower and the stench of the poop combine to engulf you in a thick, warm turd fog from which there is no escape.

Mike was taking a shower after practice while Joe was taking an enormous dump nearby. The combination created a nearly lethal Thunderhead Steamer.

Thunderhead Steamer by why me? August 25, 2013