Thunderbeast 

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch

Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.

Thunderbeast by JFleeg October 27, 2008

Thunderbeast 

The condition of peeling/raw/missing skin after excessive scratching due to mosquito bites.

daly scratched her mosquito bites so much that she got Thunderbeast.

Thunderbeast by Bassmaster2295 July 17, 2011

Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.

Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.

Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thunderbuster

An incredibly intense thrust during intercourse. Known to leave the reciever incapacitated for quite some time.

After successive thunderbusters from last night, she wasn't able to walk to class in the morning.

Thunderbuster by Ace_Go_Blue October 16, 2009

thunderblast 

The act of shotgunning an energy drink (preferably a Monster) so that you drink an entire energy drink in 5 or so seconds.

Inspired by the TV show "Human Giant," Where there is a fictional energy drink called Thunderblast that caused a heart explosion.

Ryan: Let's get some Monsters and thunderblast!
John: Hell Yeah!
Pat: I don't want to, my stomach doesn't feel good.
John: Don't be a pussy Pat.
Ryan: Yeah if we're thunderblasting, you are too.
Pat: Fine.

thunderblast by Ryan Cast May 19, 2008

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.

That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}

Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020

Thunderfest 

A particularly loud, dangerous, or exciting thunderstorm with lots of rain, lightning, and thunder.

I didn't have track today because the rainy conditions of the thunderfest made it too unfit to run outside.

Thunderfest by Nickras Stafford May 21, 2011