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Keenan through ball 

A 'Keenan through ball' is a colloquial term derived from the latin saying 'Keenan throughith ballith'. It has been adopted more recently to describe a beatifully flighted chip pass in Fifa 11 of which only one man can complete, seriously only one man. Throughout history the term has been heard on numerous occasions such as when the Romans first invaded Britain; artefacts found read "Gregoran Keenantiosis, a high ranking chief of the empire, a Legotas Regionas if you will, was seen in town today, his hat tilted ever so slightly, which made all around want to be in his gang per chance, was moving fair maidens along when his hat, or officially Roman war helmet (from All Saints), suddenly fell to the ground. Aghast, rather than lose face with said vixens all around, Gregoras took one touch of the helmet with his left boot, then with his right and graciously proceeded to deliver the most poetic flick, spinning the helmet high through the air to a passing Centurion who volleyed it in to a passing carriage." Seen by many as an act of lunacy at the time, history dictates that what was witnessed that day went on to change many peoples lives as well as form the template for Italian football many centuries later.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls 

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

balls through the walls 

The limit as effort (x) approaches infinity of going 'balls to the walls'. When graphed, balls through the walls can be shown as a hyperbola approaching an asymptote. This asymptote represents the proverbial wall in which balls go 'to' and eventually 'through'.

Side effects of going balls through the walls are: excessive dehydration, headache, fever, fatigue, and most likely death. Those who survive going balls through the walls are either really lucky, or the absolute quintessence of badassary.
I was running the other day and I went balls through the walls; Cullen and Ty couldn't keep up.

I tried going as balls through the walls as Mennell, but then I ended up in the hospital. I'm lucky to be alive.

She floats through the room on a big balloon 

You are probably high and need to burn the hell out of the drugs you’re on. She’s floating on her tits.
She floats through the room on a big balloon and it’s terrifying.