thrombz 

That feeling you get when you really have to poop but are forced to hold it but it keeps building to the point where when it finally explodes out of you and then theres blood on the toilet paper when you go to wipe.

Theres shit and blood in the kitchen sink because I had a bad case of the thrombz.

thrombz by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022

thromborax 

The rear part of your throat where pirate gruffness originates. Requires years of alcohol abuse to properly develop although can be stimulated before use by taking a large drink of rum right before speaking.

Only after years of drug and alcohol abuse did Jim finally gain full use of his thromborax.

thromborax by Cap'n Jack Daniels January 3, 2009

Thromboner 

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.

I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.

Thromboner by Dednor May 9, 2018

Deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis occurs when you receive damage to a vein from surgery or trauma and inflammation due to infection or injury

Or repeatedly torturing yourself by speed running just cause 3

I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis by Casting_couch November 6, 2021

thrombo 

Essentially the same as having an eppy - preferrably in a public place.

The process to describe intense freaking-out that can lead to a full-on thrombosis, especially if left un-mocked.

Can be soothed by playing a playing a virtual thrombone to said victim

Person 1: "man, this is really stressing me out today!"

Person 2: "whoa! chill man don't have a thrombo or anything!"

thrombo by da_chief November 10, 2010

thrombosis 

The formation of a clot (a.k.a. thrombus) within a blood vessel thereby restricting the flow of blood.

Wilford Brimley got a deep venous thrombosis due to inactivity during an international flight. Lets hope he doesn't get a pulmonary embolism.

thrombosis by The Troll May 16, 2006

Thromby 

Shortened version of thrombosis. Actual definition is to have a heart attack but if you are cool enough then you will just use it in day to day life when something vaguely shocking happens, like when you get your eyes clawed out by pandas.

Them flippin' pandas, givin me a thromby.

Thromby by Antwan January 23, 2005