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Thomassexual

When you are deeply in love with Thomas and would be infected with the virus because of him
Someone: hey what's your sexuality

Ме: oh i'm Thomassexual
Thomassexual by Tedy_baby January 1, 2021

Deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis occurs when you receive damage to a vein from surgery or trauma and inflammation due to infection or injury

Or repeatedly torturing yourself by speed running just cause 3
I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis

thrombosis 

The formation of a clot (a.k.a. thrombus) within a blood vessel thereby restricting the flow of blood.
Wilford Brimley got a deep venous thrombosis due to inactivity during an international flight. Lets hope he doesn't get a pulmonary embolism.
thrombosis by The Troll May 16, 2006

Thrombosis of the poop shoot 

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.
Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Thrombago 

The act of microwaving and buttering a bagle. Then having sex with it in a shower while strangling yourself with a belt.
I just had the best thrombago last night, you might want to get some new butter though.
Thrombago by DrascaL May 8, 2011

Thomasshole 

A common nickname for one named Thomas, usually used by mates to help inniciate friendly banter.
James: "Hey Thomasshole, you free after class?"
Thomas: "yeye, splice as"
Thomasshole by tharfcwujbro November 21, 2016