duhcision

Moronic decisions made by idiots in management or other positions of power.

The company made the duhcision to outsource their software development to India.

by kpatz January 22, 2009

spammericide

spammer - an idiot who floods inboxes, forums, and blogs with junk nobody wants.

suffix- icide- to get rid of. (e.g., pesticide)

I should write Congress and ask them to sponsor a bill to make spammericide legal.

by kpatz January 20, 2009

LWC

1. Like Who Cares
2. Like We Care
3. The response to something completely irrelevant or unimportant.
4. A folder name to where unwanted/unimportant emails are banished.

I set up Outlook to send the CEO's daily "motivational" email into my LWC folder.

by kpatz January 23, 2009

duh

A basic unit of measurement of human stupidity. One "duh" is a single unit of stupidity, for example, misplacing your keys would be approximately one duh. Due to the large amounts of stupidity present in the world, more practical units are megaduhs(10^6) or gigaduhs(10^9). Still larger units such as exaduhs(10^18) or yottaduhs(10^24) are more appropriate for measuring stupidity on a global level.

George Bush's tenure would have to be measured in yottaduhs.

by kpatz January 23, 2009

threemorrow

The day after tomorrow.

I'm busy so I can't go tomorrow, can we do it threemorrow?

by kpatz January 23, 2009