thoong

1. Similar to the word thang except regarding a party or event

2. Typically used when there is uncertainty regarding the amount of 'party' that will be happening

On Saturday we're going to a birthday thoong for Stephan.

Call us the thoong platoon!!

by Appetizing Epiphany October 18, 2017

the throngler

A powerful blade, feared by all. The Throngler is a might blade, forged from the strongest throngonium that the universe could supply. Those unfortunate enough to be on the reciving end of The Throngler become throngled, a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.

Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation implies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get throngled.

the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction

by fallengard March 3, 2022

Thuong

Thuong is a beautiful young lady who has the brain power of einstein, but chooses not to use it. She's lovely and sweet when you get to know her. She's a goody too shoes son of a gun

Hey did you see Thuong over there? She finished all of her homework

by LazyLucky December 4, 2020

throngler

A being of immense power that possesses the ability to throngle

The Throngler has claimed another victim

by M0RAY April 23, 2023

Briggsy's Thong

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.

Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.

by Turd Man August 3, 2009

thong swallower

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

Chowder thong

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011