throngle

1. something really really bad

2. sexually: the act of throngling someone’s thongle. Can also be used to describe a dongling of thongles or a dongle thongle.

“Bro.. did you just throngle me..?”
“In approximately 12.3 seconds, the entire city will be throngled!”

by okayxairen October 16, 2023

throngled

The act of chocking or strangling using a large phallic object of some sort.

"We were getting dirty last night and he throngled me because 'I wouldn't shut the fucking up.' My throat is still scarred..."

by serialthrongler November 05, 2015

Throngled

a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.

He could not move after being viciously throngled

by That guy from that place that March 06, 2022

Throngle

Originating from the Throngler, to throngle can have several meanings that are context-dependent, a few of which are;
Verb: To beat, attack, or otherwise "rough up" in a particularly brutal fashion that defies convention
Adjective: 1. Being particularly and unnecessarily vicious, typically in an unorthodox way

2. One who is deceitful or aggressive to deliberately sow chaos

My friend throngled me yesterday, I don't know if I can keep hanging out with someone who's such a throngle.

by Qak June 23, 2023

Throngle

A slang term for a psycho pathic isolationist.

My friend Jeff was murdered by a Throngle.

by Thronggiculous November 16, 2020

Throngle

Also known as Throngling, it is simply put as a very heinous crime. It should not be done by anyone and is punishable of a life sentence in prison.

Hey Adam, why are you throngling? You know I can arrest you for that! You cannot not throngle here!

by grandpaturtle199 November 19, 2023

Throngle

To partake in the act of performing a whimsical and silly dance for a random bystander, then abruptly stopping and grabbing said person by the shoulders, then beginning to violently shake them while screaming loudly in a high pitched tone, and ending off the action by doing things incomprehensible to the human mind towards the victim.

Person 1: Dude.. Somebody said I'm gonna get throngled tomorrow.
Person 2: May the people have mercy on your soul, because on that day, the gods will fall with you.

by ihaveurbandictionary1 November 17, 2023