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Thompsons 

An SI unit of measurement for the absolute value of bullshit in verbal or written communication.
Oh look, Gary is talking. My Thompsometer is reading 50 GigaThompsons.
Thompsons by Roti Way July 13, 2009
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heavy thompson 

A heavy Thompson is a blackjack or dice bet where the player increases his stake significantly in order to win money back from previous losing bets
Tony was losing but then placed one Heavy Thompson bet on the hard eight and got it all back

Dave lost a heavy Thompson bet at the end so went home skint
heavy thompson by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Jack Thompson 

The guy who believes that games cause violence and starts many court cases against them. He is actually just introducing a scapegoat that kids can blame when they kill someone
Jack Thompson is really freakin moronic
Jack Thompson by Syco_Simon June 26, 2005

Jack Thompson 

a activist who pointed out that "in every school shooting, we find the kids who pull the trigger are video gamers", despite the fact that the majority of male teenagers play cod and halo, and many of them don't grow up to murder someone.
Jack Thompson: that kid who shot the other kid at school played cod! That's proof that video games brainwash teenager's minds!
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.
Jack Thompson by thecakeisn'talie August 16, 2010

Noah Thompson 

A boy with some Malaysian in him. He loves the Lord and is a great friend.
Noah Thompson crushes at Mario Cart!

Brett Thompson

A popular Youtuber That has a cat named Zazzles. If your not subbed to him. You need to. It’s worth it
Brett Thompson is a cool YouTuber

Chin Thompson 

Consolation words given to a guy who gives lots of banter, but can't take any.
Especially good to say when verbally abusing someone cursed with the unfortunate affliction of having a tiny penis.
(CHANT)
Chin, Chin, Chin Thompson.
Chin Thompson by EllenWx January 11, 2014
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murderhobo 

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