Thompsoning

The act of using poor grammatical correctness whilst drunk texting or any other form of messaging

Person thompsoning: deer is skne booty ejidos
George: what is wrong with you?
Ryan: dw hes drunk ignore him he's thomsoning

Thompsoning by Sn00pius January 24, 2015

Thompson'ing

To comment on your teams sporting success on social media thereby jinxing them to inevitable collapse and ruin

Peter gloated on whatsapp that Leeds were destined for promotion based on their recent great form , thereby "Thompson'ing" them - the subsequent implosion was inevitable, losing many games they finished 4th and lost in the playoffs .

Thompson'ing by The smedders wrestler August 13, 2019

Thompsonized 

The act of getting bitched out by your boss and when he or she thinks that you haven't completed your work.

Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic

Eddie: Well, that was fun meeting with the boss.
MK: Did you get Thompsonized?
Eddie: You know it!

Thompsonized by InDaHighlandsRanch2 April 11, 2008

Thompsonized 

a. To strengthen ones skills through vigorous daily training. b. An impenetrable coating that blocks out all sales objections.

If Chad had been properly Thompsonized, he would have made the biggest sale of his career.

Thompsonized by Wes November 19, 2003

Thompsonism 

(tom-sin-ism): n. Someone who thinks at the utmost derpy levels of the human brain, whilst simultaneously speaking the human translated dialect of bird. Additional attributes may include, but are not limited to, subtle moaning sounds, strong attachment to drama, pokemon, extreme obsession with Dave Matthews Band, internet surfing, and can often be found perching on furniture like a vulture or in the fetal position. Habits include overthinking, ceramics, and piano playing. Physical appearance may allude to but falsely advertise being severely 'baked' (see 'stoned').

A Thompsonism smolder resembles 'Crush' from Finding Nemo

A Thompsonism perching resembles 'L' from Death Note

Thompsonism by aeilyta October 21, 2011