Thompsonized 

The act of getting bitched out by your boss and when he or she thinks that you haven't completed your work.

Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic

Eddie: Well, that was fun meeting with the boss.
MK: Did you get Thompsonized?
Eddie: You know it!

Thompsonized by InDaHighlandsRanch2 April 11, 2008

Thompsonized 

a. To strengthen ones skills through vigorous daily training. b. An impenetrable coating that blocks out all sales objections.

If Chad had been properly Thompsonized, he would have made the biggest sale of his career.

Thompsonized by Wes November 19, 2003

Gabriel Thompsoned 

When you suck dick to coerce a buddy to get you a loan from the bank.

I can't believe you Gabriel Thompsoned homeboy into helping you open up your Flower store!

Gabriel Thompsoned by GhostROA7041 April 29, 2020

Thompsoned 

To be screwed over and miserable

I was Thompsoned and now I dont get to see all my friends.

Thompsoned by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h January 7, 2020

Brian Thompsoned 

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.

A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.

Brian Thompsoned by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024

amen thompsoned 

when you dunk on someone so many times they grow filled with rage and kill themselves

I'm blowing by him with my hezi and dunking every possession. he for sure got amen thompsoned

amen thompsoned by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025