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Thin-Skinned 

Quick to take offense. Other words used to define the phrase are sensitive and defensive. The phrase "thin-skinned" is derived from the idea that such people are easy to attack as their skin is too thin to offer protection from assault.
The media exercised great caution when editorializing the words of the thin-skinned president to avoid acts of retribution from the IRS.
Thin-Skinned by Rollo & Biff March 26, 2008
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Thin Strap Beard 

A chin strap beard variation, that is as few possible follicles wide. The thinner it is, the better and/or douchier. Can be found commonly on the faces of frat members, pizza delivery guys, and every guy who works at hollister.
Bro #1 "Yo did you see chad's new thin strap beard?"

Bro #2 " Yeah dude, it looks like a line of ants"

thin sliced ham 

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer
that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham
thin sliced ham by rumproast September 19, 2004

Thin-Skinned Muslim

A Thin-Skinned Muslim is one that gets quite upset and violent over any perceived slight against Islam. His counterparts around the world include, but are not limited to, the Thin-Skinned Christian and the Thin-Skinned Jew. None is a credit to his chosen faith.

The Thin-Skinned person is afraid of himself and is afraid for his place in the world. He suffers perversely from a lack of faith. That leads him to grotesque behaviour as a means of attempting to deal with life. In the process, he misses the true beauty and peace that Allah God Yahweh has granted in the miracle of life on Earth. True believers weather any issues with perspective knowing that their solid faith will provide a strong pillar of support. Life after all, does go on.

In a more modern, less fearful community, that fear-based reaction would fade away over time as the reality of dealing in the modern, post-medieval world sank in.

Some may say that the Thin-Skinned person isn't only fearful, but somewhat retarded. How else does one explain objectively the lack of rational thought, or the lack of ability to discern logical arguments or demagoguery, whenever those might present themselves? Perhaps that is too harsh a view, as the retardation may be merely a manifestation of ignorance, in-breeding or lack of education and exposure to the world. Perhaps it is fundamentally a lack of personal responsibility to lead an adult life.

He may be the analog of an English football hooligan or an American football fanatic, or an Israeli ultra-orthodox, each of which attempts repeatedly to lose himself in the greater perceived drama of a misunderstood belief that is elevated to mythic proportion as he attempts to fit into life.

Fortunately, the first and third types of Thin-Skinned person have the good sense not to compound problems with alcohol.

More confident and worldly people have greater faith in Allah's, God's or Yahweh's faith in and for them, and do not fear the Infidel, non-saved one, Goyim (a slur, anyway) or other people.

The world is big enough for those brave persons with strong faith, as they are not threatened by people that hold different beliefs.

Peace be upon the world.
He was a Thin-Skinned Muslim. He misinterpreted most statements and observations about Islam, and his disruptive and aberrant behaviour eventually led his neighbors to ask him to leave his mosque.

We used to have a Thin-Skinned Christian in our midst. He wanted to subjugate people that didn't belive as he did.

The Thin-Skinned Jew said "Did you call me a Jew? You must be an anti-Semite". (As if they were the only Semites in the world...)

Thin Scones

Flat scones popular in the Glasgow area particularly among musical theatre types.
Thin Scones by ohayethinscones November 23, 2009

wheat thin surprise 

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.
Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.
wheat thin surprise by jilmagui February 24, 2011

thin slice

If someone calls you “thin slice” they’re basically calling you gay.
you memba de thin slice in de west side?
thin slice by baddiewidaclip March 17, 2019