thin sliced ham

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer
that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham
by rumproast September 20, 2004
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Purple Pirate

one who attends St. Joes; fruitcake;one who drops the soap.
Oh man, look at those purple pirates, how fruity can they get?
by rumproast October 01, 2004
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poopdick

extremely stupid, not worthy of speaking.
Wow, listen to Jon talk he is such a poopdick!
by rumproast September 26, 2004
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