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{Theften] means if you gonna håll theften then shut the fuck up and kill yourself, theften is a magical word and a legendary word that everybody in the world should use. so håll theften
håll theften theften

If somone ask (can u help me) say theften and they will understand
theften by Theboislayer420 November 8, 2019
Words you can keep

theftery 

He was committing some major theftery back there.
theftery by flrper March 17, 2010
meaning "stolen" or "taken" or even "snatched"
Hey Mitchell, I totally just thefted David's virginity!
Thefted by Hydraa November 2, 2017

thefendibarbie 

Stan Twitter herself, ended all your faves. An icon and a legend she is the moment.
Omg the THEFENDIBARBIE just tweeted let me go like and retweet
thefendibarbie by FENDIBARBIE stan October 29, 2020

TheFrenchNugget 

a very concerning twitter artist
Person: Hey have you seen TheFrenchNuggets recent tweet?
Person: No they scare me

Theftinition 

n. - a plagiarized (and in some cases slightly modified) definition of an original slang word.

See lol theory, definition 2, or theftinition, rather.
Dude! That guy who made the theftinition for the lol theory is a punk ass bitch! I'ma shank his ass.
Theftinition by Up4Ownage January 25, 2010
Someone who commits theftery or thefted somthing
She is a thefter
Thefter by *& June 8, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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