thefting
thefting by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006
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Theftinition
n. - a plagiarized (and in some cases slightly modified) definition of an original slang word.
See lol theory, definition 2, or theftinition, rather.
See lol theory, definition 2, or theftinition, rather.
Dude! That guy who made the theftinition for the lol theory is a punk ass bitch! I'ma shank his ass.
Theftinition by Up4Ownage January 25, 2010
threfting
The same as thrifting, except that you steal the thrift-store merchandise instead of actually paying for it. 'Threfting' is a portmanteau word combining 'thrifting' and 'theft'.
Me and Adam went threfting the other day. We walked out in completely different clothes than what we walked in wearing and no one even noticed!
tefting
The act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don't get hit by a car (since you're not looking up).
Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)
Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)
Thiefting
Badwill Thrift overprices their clothes, so I went thiefting and just put them on in the dressing room and walked out.
Thiefting by Juju Banton November 15, 2022
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