"BitchLink" can refer to multiple things.
1. A link that leads you to some error page shit saying that you've encountered some kind of FuckUp on your network when really, there isn't. Basically, a link that's being a bitch to you.
2. The error page that a BitchLink(1) may lead you to. It is a redirection to an error page if something goes wrong, or some NetShit causes you problems.
1. A link that leads you to some error page shit saying that you've encountered some kind of FuckUp on your network when really, there isn't. Basically, a link that's being a bitch to you.
2. The error page that a BitchLink(1) may lead you to. It is a redirection to an error page if something goes wrong, or some NetShit causes you problems.
"FUCK! I COULDN'T GET ON MY MYSPACE CAUSE THAT BITCH LINK IT KEEPS SENDING ME TO..."
"Did you disable then enable your connection?"
"Um...DUH! That's why it's called a BitchLink you fuck-head! It's being an unfair snotty little brat who always tries to get guys to-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's skip the nasty stuff here. Maybe you should check in a few days."
"This bitch ain't gonna be easy."
"Did you disable then enable your connection?"
"Um...DUH! That's why it's called a BitchLink you fuck-head! It's being an unfair snotty little brat who always tries to get guys to-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's skip the nasty stuff here. Maybe you should check in a few days."
"This bitch ain't gonna be easy."
by Up4Ownage February 27, 2009
Get the BitchLinkmug. by Up4Ownage February 1, 2010
Get the Saucetachemug. by Up4Ownage February 17, 2010
Get the Fuckwildmug. A gayband that recently gained fame, mostly through Disney; especially popular with preteen-young adult females(surprisingly). Most girls that are self-proclaimed fans are usually legally insane, mentally retarded, or just a plain Cockhead.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.
Preteen Girl: Oh my goood! Did you see the Jonas Brothers on Hannah Montana?
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.
by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A person who constantly, or frequently calls a person without said person's consent, much to the person's dismay. This could be due to the fact that gas prices are going up, that the person is scared to follow you, that the person MUST use all their minutes so they don't expire, or that your voice on the phone just turns 'em on.
by Up4Ownage February 5, 2009
Get the Phonestalkermug. Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:
1- The physical action of wiping your ass down
2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.
1- The physical action of wiping your ass down
2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.
"That guy's such an ass wipe. He actually gives his teachers boxes of Ass Wipers. He even does the ass wiping!"
by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009
Get the Ass Wipemug. n. - a plagiarized (and in some cases slightly modified) definition of an original slang word.
See lol theory, definition 2, or theftinition, rather.
See lol theory, definition 2, or theftinition, rather.
Dude! That guy who made the theftinition for the lol theory is a punk ass bitch! I'ma shank his ass.
by Up4Ownage January 25, 2010
Get the Theftinitionmug.