The Whitey

The Whitey refers to a Failed Handshake. As black people usually have no trouble with this phenomena, and white people are almost always the culprit, the title is fitting.

When two people greet eachother, one person may go for a high five while another goes for the ghetto varation. The result is an awkward stew of hand gestures, and fleshy palm on palm friction.

The Whitey can also refer to someone completely missing the other person's hand, resulting in a re-try or giving up entirely.

"Whas up playa!?" (Black dude)
"Errrm not a whole lot *sniffle*, going over my portfolio"(White dude)
--Hand shake--
"Man you just pulled the Whitey" (Black Dude)

The Whitey by FalseIdolWorseProphet July 12, 2011

the whitey man 

A term used for when somebody that looks like their going to be sick or has been sick from smoking too much weed.

"I felt the whitey man comming for me"

"The whitey man got Billy yesterday"

the whitey man by Hakka March 11, 2005

The Whitey Special 

When you're having sex with a girl, and suddenly your pale, near-albino friend with braces and awkward social skills jumps out of the closet with a camcorder and screams at the two of you like a banshee.

Yeah, we pulled the Whitey Special on Bill. He said he hasn't been able to get it up for days. Which is fine because Susan won't even talk to him anymore.

The Whitey Special by Chendaddy July 16, 2008

On the whitey

Glasgow (Scotland) slang: Being sick, usually due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

David: Mind that time Joe was on the whitey?
Brendan: Hahaha, he was properly fucked, lying on the floor of that guy's bathroom!

On the whitey by Brendan November 30, 2005

whitey the man 

Whitey the man is usually a white male in a position of power examples: CEO / Boss or a Police officer.

How was your day?

"Not good , whitey the man was all over my work!"

whitey the man by IDDRN! October 7, 2016

THE SNEAKY WHITEY 

THE ACT OF SHITTING YOURSELF MID CONVERSATION WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE PERSON TALKING TO YOU

TRAVIS DID YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THE SNEAKY WHITEY.

THE SNEAKY WHITEY by BIGHEADVONSTUPID February 22, 2022

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023