The Whitey refers to a Failed Handshake. As black people usually have no trouble with this phenomena, and white people are almost always the culprit, the title is fitting.
When two people greet eachother, one person may go for a high five while another goes for the ghetto varation. The result is an awkward stew of hand gestures, and fleshy palm on palm friction.
The Whitey can also refer to someone completely missing the other person's hand, resulting in a re-try or giving up entirely.
When two people greet eachother, one person may go for a high five while another goes for the ghetto varation. The result is an awkward stew of hand gestures, and fleshy palm on palm friction.
The Whitey can also refer to someone completely missing the other person's hand, resulting in a re-try or giving up entirely.
"Whas up playa!?" (Black dude)
"Errrm not a whole lot *sniffle*, going over my portfolio"(White dude)
--Hand shake--
"Man you just pulled the Whitey" (Black Dude)
"Errrm not a whole lot *sniffle*, going over my portfolio"(White dude)
--Hand shake--
"Man you just pulled the Whitey" (Black Dude)
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When you're having sex with a girl, and suddenly your pale, near-albino friend with braces and awkward social skills jumps out of the closet with a camcorder and screams at the two of you like a banshee.
Yeah, we pulled the Whitey Special on Bill. He said he hasn't been able to get it up for days. Which is fine because Susan won't even talk to him anymore.
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During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.
“The Law and Order Party.”
Said this.
On a National broadcast.
With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.
What is wrong with this picture?
To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.
Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.
One law one people?
WTF, America!!!!!!!!
During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.
“The Law and Order Party.”
Said this.
On a National broadcast.
With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.
What is wrong with this picture?
To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.
Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.
One law one people?
WTF, America!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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