The Whitey refers to a Failed Handshake. As black people usually have no trouble with this phenomena, and white people are almost always the culprit, the title is fitting.

When two people greet eachother, one person may go for a high five while another goes for the ghetto varation. The result is an awkward stew of hand gestures, and fleshy palm on palm friction.

The Whitey can also refer to someone completely missing the other person's hand, resulting in a re-try or giving up entirely.
"Whas up playa!?" (Black dude)
"Errrm not a whole lot *sniffle*, going over my portfolio"(White dude)
--Hand shake--
"Man you just pulled the Whitey" (Black Dude)
by FalseIdolWorseProphet July 12, 2011
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A term used to describe a state (commonly during cannibis smoking) where a person crosses the point of being pleasantly stoned and is overcome by sickness and a deep emotional downward spiral. The person becomes withdrawn, pale, shaky, and vomits, sometimes continuing to do so until they are only dry wretching. They may be unresponsive or unusually stubborn, refusing any offer of help and preferring to stay lying down or slouched in the vomitting positition until the whitey passes.

To some, whiteying is seen as the ultimate stoner faux-pas, a sign of weakness or inexperience; but in truth it can affect anyone whether they are an experienced toker or not. Some believe it is the result of smoking too much in too short a space of time, or of smoking on an empty stomach, or of having a low blood sugar level.
"I shouldn't have passed that bong to Steve. He's been whiteying in the corner for the past half hour."
by ShedYourSkin October 15, 2009
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a derogatory term for persons of European ancestry; see also honky, cracker and blue-eyed devil
Kiss my ass, ya cracker-ass whitey!
by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003
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an undesirable reaction to smoking cannabis common amongst lightweights and first-time tokers. Symptoms include dizzyness, clammy skin, nausea and vomiting.
It gets its name from the paleness of the sufferer as the blood drains out the capillaries under the skin due to a decrease in blood pressure.
"oh man, I don't know what you put in that joint, but it gave me one hell of a whitey."
by Suvorov August 20, 2003
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To go incredibly pale following an intake of drugs, this is usually followed by vomiting.
by JJJJJJ123 June 12, 2011
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A nick name black guys give their only white friend.

A racist term towards white people (eventhough nobody really gets offended by it).

Oldskool stoner slang for when taking too many hits in a short amount of time, then feeling nauzeated and breaking out in a cold sweat then turning pale (varies from seconds to hours).

The dog from crayon shin chen.

The old midget with 2 different sized feet on adam sandlers eight crazy nights.
Yo nigga, dis a muddafuckin' chocolate fest up in dis bitch, hit up whitey.

Why do whitey gotta bring me down dawg.

Duuude, put that out for a minute, I'm having a whitey.
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
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A person with no pigment to their skin, always refered to a man. Also used as a derogatory term to white people or people acting "white" by people who haven't the intelligence to come up with a real insult. The people who use the insult seem to be more rascist than the target of the slur.
by a.k.a. snowflake November 4, 2003
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