the vän

It‘s a van but better - it has an cat shaped air freshener inside and a bed. If you are lucky you will also find a shower there. Permission to enter is your favourite joke. Once you entered the vän, you probably never want to be anywhere else. Its cozy, warm and welcoming and the best thing are the people inside: curious, kind and loving and so much fun! You will have the best adventures and the vän will be the best place to relax afterwards. One fun fact: It has a cuddly avocado armin living inside, but he is pretty ok as long as you stroke him every once in a while.

I miss my time in the vän.

the vän by Chrizzi & Marzel November 24, 2021

The Van 

2 in the front, 5 in the rear.

"The Van" similar to:
'the shocker".

The Van by status September 6, 2008

The Van 

The single greatest vechicle known to man. Has been on the run for atleast 12 years. Also known as the "mission van" or the van to smoke "pot" in. Alcohol also acceptable in this vechicle. A friend to many.

"Josh are you getting the van tonight?"

The Van by Josh Steeves April 27, 2004

The Van. 

scotty doesnt know, that fioana and me.. do it in my van every sunday (sayaka is sweatin' rn)
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand

F; "the van."
A; "THE VAN."
C; "THE VAN!!"
A; "The van never dies"LE ME JUSTFUCKING SUBMIT TIHS"

The Van. by mynameisangle February 9, 2024

The Van Burens 

A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).

Rochester, NY Van Buren Boys JF Illuminati

Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.

The Van Burens by JF_and_i_approve_this_message April 24, 2013

the van gogh 

when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!

Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.

"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."

"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"

the van gogh by very very wrong August 29, 2009

The Van Schwack Law 

When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.

Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"

Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "

The Van Schwack Law by Lark Druid February 6, 2022