the up

THE up, as in not just "What's up" but "What is THE up," specifying a specific major event.

"Yo dawg, what is the up?"

the up by SamT June 24, 2005

The Up-Down 

Checking someone out by looking from the head then down.

1: I just gave that person the up-down

2: whats the up down

3: I checked her/him out from head to toe

The Up-Down by otis101 November 2, 2012

the up way 

A method for ensuring the most disappointingly mediocre outcome for any endeavor

things were going much better than expected, and then we remembered that by applying the UP way we could justify our pointless existence in perpetuity

the up way by chester99 December 13, 2008

the UP way 

first gear = be sympathetic (offer phony apology), second gear = cya, third gear = place blame on others

When micro met with his underling, he used the UP way® and shift gears in record time!

the UP way by whitehat October 23, 2006

the up and over 

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.

Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.

the up and over by carl January 16, 2004

The Up Angle

The angle used by most girls to make their face look slimmer. They raise their phone higher than their head and look at it, giving them a more slender complexion.

I used the Up Angle on him, and then he asked me out

The Up Angle by Istutstutustsu June 19, 2019

keep it on the up 

1) Doing what society expects of you; being a proper ciizen; acting properly. Using socially acceptable behavior. Another way to say "walk the straight and narrow path"; being a "proper"citizen; straight laced.

2) The alternate name for "Troublemaker", by Weezer, by dumbasses because they only really listen to the chorus.

"Troublemaker" Exerpt, 2nd verse:

I'm growin' out my hair,

I'm movin' up to Cherokee,

I'm gonna be a rockstar,

And you will go ta bed with me,

'Cause I can't work a job,

Like any other slob,

Punchin' in and punchin' out
and suckin-up to "Bob".

Marryin' a bi-otch,

Havin' seven ki-ods,

Givin' up and growin' old,

And hopin' there's a God.

I'm a troublemaker,

Never been a faker.

Doin' things my own way

And never givin' up

I'm a troublemaker,

Not a doubletaker.

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.

keep it on the up by Tenacious Faulker June 25, 2009