carl's definitions

hossnuts

adj. A term used to identify someone who is acting foolishly or aloof. Often used to get a person's attention when s/he is spaced out. This term is particularly favored by Sloppy (a/k/a "Slops") during regulation BeMeanToYer play.

"Hey hossnuts! It's your turn already!"

by carl January 27, 2005

Buttpump

Butt pump/pumping is the action that takes place during anal sex.

Lemmie give you a good hard butt pump baby!

by Carl August 28, 2003

Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.

That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!

by Carl April 8, 2005

fufu

fancy and high-class. Also, frilly or snobish

Sally lives in a very fufu neighborhood

by Carl February 16, 2003

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 16, 2002

monas

A person who is stupid/lacking in intellect, someone who defies common sense.

"Oh you stupid monas" would mean "you total idiot". "Don't be a monas man..." etc.

by Carl June 4, 2003

chuck a roastin'

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"

I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend

by Carl February 25, 2005