carl's definitions

the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.

Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.

by carl January 16, 2004

b& l&

banned land

where the lamers go when they get b& (banned)

Opie is a n00b and should go to b& l&

by Carl September 9, 2004

dick breath

The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis.

Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John's penis.

by Carl August 12, 2004

BeMeanToYer

noun. Synonym for the card game "Be Mean To Your Neighbor," a/k/a "Fuck Your Neighbor," a/k/a "Screw Your Neighbor."

"I whipped Sloppy's ass in BeMeanToYer and he cried like a little girl."

by carl January 27, 2005

dope scope

Slang for cabin light in car, used needed to facilitate inserting marijuana into a smoking device while driving. (See Roadie)

Turn on the dope scope, dude, I gotta pack this bowl and I can't see.

by Carl December 7, 2004

Tinnin'

Melting off on other people and annoying them like hot metal.

Damn dawg, he was straight tinnin'!

by Carl June 3, 2004

ringjam

a ghetto way to say 'ringtone' for a cell phone

'Yo, I just downloaded some new ringjams.

by carl October 24, 2004