carl's definitions

monas

A person who is stupid/lacking in intellect, someone who defies common sense.

"Oh you stupid monas" would mean "you total idiot". "Don't be a monas man..." etc.

by Carl June 4, 2003

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 16, 2002

radar king

A radar king is someone who can not play any type of video game, whether it be Virtual Reality, Computer, or consol without the use of a RADAR. They become very ashamed at not knowing there whereabouts, and thus are given the title RADAR KING. They pretend to be afk in order to not feel guilt or ashamed for there own stupidity, but when a friend draws near they miraculously come back.. thus they are given the name RADAR KING. Without the radar, they feel very lonely and lost in the game.. even when the game does not require it, for instance pac man. They than install Radar 2.0 and proceed to play with the safety of the radar. RADAR KING.

Anthony Verown is a radar king.

OR

Look at that radar king run through the jungle.

by Carl November 15, 2004

chuck a roastin'

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"

I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend

by Carl February 25, 2005

b& l&

banned land

where the lamers go when they get b& (banned)

Opie is a n00b and should go to b& l&

by Carl September 9, 2004

the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.

Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.

by carl January 16, 2004

pikeys

A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...

"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."

by Carl June 8, 2004