carl's definitions

Lastros

The name for the Houston Astros baseball team when they are having a bad season, especially when they are in last place in theis division.

Man, can you believe the Lastros dropped three in a row to the crappy Brewers!

by carl October 3, 2003

nailed it

you completed a task successfully or got something right . ie :You nailed it to the cross.

" Oh man I rocked that test... PIMP"
" Ya... me too ... I nailed it!"

by carl June 19, 2006

Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 22, 2004

Stefness

woe betide the lad that crosses this kitty, because 'claws-out' has never had such a definition

Stefness: coz he's a ..."lazy good for nothing who's never worked a day in his life and sits around smoking and watching television"

by Carl March 10, 2005

the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.

Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.

by carl January 16, 2004

b& l&

banned land

where the lamers go when they get b& (banned)

Opie is a n00b and should go to b& l&

by Carl September 9, 2004

dope scope

Slang for cabin light in car, used needed to facilitate inserting marijuana into a smoking device while driving. (See Roadie)

Turn on the dope scope, dude, I gotta pack this bowl and I can't see.

by Carl December 7, 2004