carl's definitions

hotcarl

After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).

After a brutal ass pounding, Johnny rewards Susie with a hotcarl.

by Carl November 26, 2003

meatus

the dickhole

"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"

by carl July 15, 2003

pikeys

A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...

"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."

by Carl June 8, 2004

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003

Buttpump

Butt pump/pumping is the action that takes place during anal sex.

Lemmie give you a good hard butt pump baby!

by Carl August 28, 2003

hossnuts

adj. A term used to identify someone who is acting foolishly or aloof. Often used to get a person's attention when s/he is spaced out. This term is particularly favored by Sloppy (a/k/a "Slops") during regulation BeMeanToYer play.

"Hey hossnuts! It's your turn already!"

by carl January 27, 2005

fufu

fancy and high-class. Also, frilly or snobish

Sally lives in a very fufu neighborhood

by Carl February 16, 2003