carl's definitions

Skank Job

The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.

Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job

by Carl November 27, 2003

herk-town

Hercules, California
510
Tha area Carl Represents!

I'm from herk-town

by Carl March 19, 2004

baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004

conan the niggabarian

A black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors.

damn, he conan the niggabarian.

by carl December 6, 2003

twerkle

A twerkle is a group of people twerking, or grinding in a circular formation, so nobody is left out of the tewrk. This is similar to a twerk train.

"Aw, man we had this huge twerkle at the party on saturday, you shoulda benn there. It was tite"
or "We had a twerkle with Steve Erkle"

by Carl April 6, 2005

hossnuts

adj. A term used to identify someone who is acting foolishly or aloof. Often used to get a person's attention when s/he is spaced out. This term is particularly favored by Sloppy (a/k/a "Slops") during regulation BeMeanToYer play.

"Hey hossnuts! It's your turn already!"

by carl January 27, 2005

Buttpump

Butt pump/pumping is the action that takes place during anal sex.

Lemmie give you a good hard butt pump baby!

by Carl August 28, 2003