carl's definitions

hotcarl

After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).

After a brutal ass pounding, Johnny rewards Susie with a hotcarl.

by Carl November 26, 2003

meatus

the dickhole

"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"

by carl July 15, 2003

cock skocker

noun: a person who can skock a cock

Look at that bitch, finally trained her to be a cock skocker

by Carl February 6, 2004

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003

pikeys

A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...

"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."

by Carl June 8, 2004

Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 22, 2004

nailed it

you completed a task successfully or got something right . ie :You nailed it to the cross.

" Oh man I rocked that test... PIMP"
" Ya... me too ... I nailed it!"

by carl June 19, 2006