THE TOAD
My ex boyfriend Carlo is one son of a bitch! Not only did he break up with me on my birthday, he gave me the toad! I hope he dies!
THE TOAD by Brittany T April 22, 2008
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Kremit The Toad
Kremit The Toad by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018
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drain the toad
To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.
Common at least since early 1950s.
Common at least since early 1950s.
drain the toad by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
Feed the toad
Term used when someone is being greedy. If you keep giving someone what they want it will eventually turn out bad for both of you. Reference is to feeding an African bullfrog 100 crickets and a mouse. The end result was the frog shit all over itself and the aquarium.
If his parents keep giving him everything he wants they'll have a spoiled kid on their hands. Feed the toad!!
Feed the toad by bill1970 December 1, 2013
stroke the toad
stroke the toad by Canned snail May 28, 2016
Bumpin the Toad
Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
Bumpin the Toad by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009
Croak the toad
Croak the toad by Kevin G. September 27, 2005
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