Warts

What happens when you go to Vegas .

Man 1) Have fun in Vegas ?
Man 2) Hell naw some drunk stripper gave me warts !
Man 3) Daaaaamnnnn sucks to be you .

Warts by None yo damn business June 30, 2009

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Warts

Warts are tiny calaces in your hands and feet that sometimes are viral and can spread to legs, arms, and face. The only way to kill them is by freezing them which can be painful depending on the skin area. When you freeze them they turn into a nasty dark blue and purple color and it will take a week to heal.

Oh man I gotta freeze them yay!!

Shows friends "I got some warts burned off"

Shrieks "Eew are you a witch??"

Shrugs "Apparently"

Warts by humanitariangirl4life August 25, 2014