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the timmer

A sexual form of Kama Sutra where one man has three women on top of him and they are each having much fun.
Wow, I just saw the timmer on the discovery channel!
by alex ruch February 10, 2005
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screw the timberwolves

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".
Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."
by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011
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Tugging the Timber

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.
by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009
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The Timberlake

The act of penetrating a woman's vagina with the middle and index fingers and twisting at the elbow to produce a corkscrew like motion with the fingers as seen in the music video for "Sexy back"
Dude when I gave her the Timberlake last night she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
by The_Dirty_Eagles December 15, 2017
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the timmber

It’s where you stick you balls in between the woman’s ass crack and yell timmber
I did the timmber to Monica at the party last night
by Daddyblakey November 24, 2020
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The tree trimmer

When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.
Damn, Matt hit me with the tree trimmer last night and I damn near bit his dick off!
by Liquor_Box September 6, 2023
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The Death Timer

Oh no Mik what happened!? And what's that Chris said about remission? This is clearly God's punishment for thumbing your nose at my gift. There is no other way of interpreting this.
Hym "Oh no! It looks like the death timer is about to run out! Dammit Jordan, I told you you needed to hurry the fuck up! You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can. You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 2. I'm working on Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 3 but it looks like my neighbor is horny so I'm might have to fucking clean it soon... THIS... IS A TRAVESTY! An absolute travesty! And now I won't get to do the retribution game! Jesus Christ! I blame all of you for this. If the death timer expires before he is brought before me, no one will be spare. PRIORITY 1! This is the most important thing!"
by Hym Iam October 5, 2025
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