A channel airing shows ranging from history to biology.
All documentary-type footage.
Severely underrated by people, probably due to the fact that the words are too big and the content to real for the average dipshit to comprehend.
Joe: Man, did you watch the Discovery Channel last night?

Bob: Nah, I can't understand all those words they use... Like "ape" and "Egypt". It's like a code to me.

Joe: You fucking dumb shit.
by coryinc September 26, 2006
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the channel kids learn about sex for the first time
you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel
by Chilly Willy August 9, 2005
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The only legal way you can view bestiality porn.
Oh yeah! The Discovery Channel! Do it like they do on the Discover Channel! Oh yes! Ride me like a pony! That is hot!
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n. - Description of someone who is more than morbidly obese.
"He's not just fat; he's Discovery Channel fat."
by davemalaphor November 15, 2013
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Definitely NOT the song The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang.
The REAL Discovery Channel Song:
I Love big bridges.
I love arachnids
I love to go FAST
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world, It's such a Brilliant place.
Boomdiata, Boomdiata, Boomdiata, BOOMDIATA!
by vVJoeMommaVv March 16, 2009
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