the "sqaud"

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a legendary sqaud named by someone who doesn't know how to spell. it's filled with the best people you'll ever meet. it's also filled with idiots. it's the same thing really.....

leo: sqaud assemble!
random person: don't you mean squad
alex: nah bro, we're the "sqaud"

julia: you called?
ben: let me sleep
keira: check out this racoon i knit

the "sqaud" by pathetic fangirl October 18, 2020

Words you can keep

The Squad

An amazing, kick-ass quartet of Congresswomen: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a.k.a. AOC; Ayanna Pressley; Rashida Tlaib; and Ilhan Omar.

The Squad is on the case, protecting America!

The Squad by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019

buffed the squad

when a girl has blown everyone on a squad/team

Yo did you hear Emma buffed the squad in one month?

buffed the squad by lightskinsthoo October 14, 2014

Run the Squad

When a Thot, Broad, Bitch, or Girl gives head to an entire crew of guys.

"Ey yo Natasha!"

"Yes?"

"Do me a nice and Run the Squad."

Run the Squad by Rm. 211 Chancy October 21, 2014

Going For The Squad

The Person (usually referring to a female) Is Willing Too Have Sex With You, Your Friends Or Anybody Else, Basically A Slut.

" Wow She's Beautiful"
"Her?! Man You Dont Want That! She Going For The Squad!"

Going For The Squad by Nayners00 August 5, 2012

The Squad

The Squad is a large group of friends who make YouTube videos, TikToks, Instagram stories, and more together! The group consits of Piper Rockelle, Lev Cameron, Emily Dobson, Sawyer Sharbino, Symonne Harrison, Ayden Mekus, Elliana Walmsley, Jentzen Ramirez, Claire Rock Smith, Hayden Haas, Indi Star, Donlad, Azalea Carey, Connor Cain and Ruby! Former members of the squad consist of Sophie Fergi and Walker Bryant. The group also has many couples such as ships like Liper, Semily, Sayden, Jelliana, Clayden, Dindi, and Cazalea!

I love The Squad so much! They are a great group of friends!

The Squad by I'm A Person <3 February 2, 2021

The Squad

Also known as The Hamas Caucus. A group of antisemitic socialists in Congress consisting of AOC, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Pressley, Cori Bush, Jamaal Bowman, Pramila Jayapal, and Andre Carson. They have a lot to say about Israel but are silent on the Taliban.

Don't tell me you care about antisemitism if you promote The Squad.

The Squad by Actual Patriot September 17, 2021

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026