The Poon
The Poon by Mister Webster January 23, 2008
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The Poon Lord
A self proclaimed master of "poon" who sees over all of the peasants with no such power. He is most likly flying in his poon plane to his hidden poon palace in another dimension.
The Poon Lord by theoneoflife August 7, 2015
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flingin the poon
To commit the act of ones self (being that self a man) taking his shlong and doing the gay act
of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.
of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.
flingin the poon by AshleyMichelle. April 8, 2015
hit the poon and leave real soon
Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
"Thats CRAZY!"
hit the poon and leave real soon by S.money January 27, 2016
poundin the poon
tom: hey mike you want to chill later
mike: i would man but tina's commin over
tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?
"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"
"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"
mike: i would man but tina's commin over
tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?
"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"
"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"
poundin the poon by Derrick D March 23, 2006
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