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the poison cupcake 

the poison cupcake is a skilled monuver that must be done carefully, the actions of the poison cupcake are when the male pulls his testicles and penis in between his legs untill the go to the rear. then the femalejumps on the makes back and sits backword cowgirl syle and begind smaking the balls with the tips of her fingers. and stabbing the tip of the penis with her nails. it wont bring the male much pleasure. but the female will feel dominant!

the poison oak incident

This phrase is used to reference an incident where two men were hunting for quail and mysteriously one man had poison oak on 60% of his body, including is rectum and the other hunter had poison oak on his penis and testicles. They will claim that the areas affected by poison oak on each other do not correlate to any specific activity but we all know what happened.
Toby: what really happened in the Poison Oak Incident?
Collin: Hey man, I dont want to talk about it.

Get The Poison Out 

When a girl is having an intense orgasm she is told to "Get The Poison Out"
During the April 8,2010 ride of Raven Alexis on the Sybian in the Howard Stern Studios the phrase was uttered. Dave Lampert Creator of the Sybian told Raven 'Get the poison out of your system Raven'. This creepy yet memorable moment is still in play as a favorite Stern sound bite.

Getting the poison out 

"I'll be back in 15 minutes. I'll be getting the poison out if you need me."

Church of the Poison Mind

1. a Top 10 hit for Culture Club (featuring the notorious Boy George) during the fall of 1983.

2. any "church" or religion that dominates the member's lives: what they do, what they say and what they think. They become absolute droids or sheep. In other words, a cult.
1. Culture Club performed their hit "Church of the Poison Mind" on a TV program to welcome the new year 1984.

2. Danny has been spouting out dogma and doctrine ever since he joined that fundamentalist church. He's now in a Church of the Poison Mind.

3. The members of al-Qaida, Hamas and other so-called Islamic fundie terrorist organizations belong to a Church of the Poison Mind. So do a lot of people all over the planet. That includes here in America.

4. An Episcopalian chapel at the university where I got my college degree advertizes itself by saying that Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind.

Get the poison out 

To experience sexual release; to have an orgasm. Primarily referring to women but can also apply to men.
During sexual relations, the partner might say, "Come on baby, get the poison out."
Get the poison out by Bill R April 19, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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