the nothing

The sexual position in which when doing a girl doggy style the man lets go of the woman -- while still thrusting -- and puts his hands on his head. Named after the famous motocross trick, this position is good for both partners. Invented by Big Vern.

When I was doin it doggy w/ Nikki, i let her go and did the nothing. oh MAN did she love it! She started grabbin and scratchin my ass... i juss wanted to pull the pterodactyl right then, but i restrained myself.

by James D Jarvis December 28, 2006

The nothing box

A box that is inside if every man's brain that allows men to think about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Person one: What are you thinking about?
Person two: Nothing
Person three: (to person two) He's in The nothing box

by GChMp March 8, 2019

the nothing smile

When someone asks what's wrong and you say nothing.

Then you smile to reassure them.

It means that there is something, but it has nothing to do with them and it's not their fault.

"Hey, are you ok? what's wrong?"

"Nothing, i'm fine"
*fake or small smile*

aka 'the nothing smile'

by herIRL February 21, 2009

The Nothing Belt

Above Texas and Between the states of Arkansas and Nevada lies the Nothing Belt. It is the area of the U.S. in which absolutely no one lives, except for a few people. All the states here are big, square, flat, plainy states, but to the south the plains turn to mesas and valleys. Arguably the most inconspicuous state here is Nebraska (even though it produces most of the US’s Corn), since fingers and eyes of children and adults alike will scroll past it (and the rest of the Nothing Belt) every time, usually focusing on states like Tennessee and California. The most viewed state might just be Oklahoma, due to its place in traditional American stories and its strange shape. It is argued on whether or not the square-ish tip of Texas is part of the Nothing Belt or not.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.

My friend lives in the Nothing Belt.
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 30, 2019

The Nothing Lawn

It is nothing. But everything comes from nothing. So that means it is better then everything.

"I call the Nothing Lawn!!"

by BisexualBroccoli October 25, 2020

The nothing box

The act of doing something unproductive (watching tv, playing video games, etc) while having other work that is unfinished (school work, paperwork, etc)

Damn, I’ve been in the nothing box all day.

by LucyLulu3267 January 18, 2018

The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023